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	<title>Aunt Harriet&#039;s Revenge</title>
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		<title>climbing mount mortimer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 20:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Ponsie and Carolyn, intrepid as always, have finally reached their destination, the Mortimer Mansion, with limbs intact and hearts of steel. They are, they believe, ready to face whatever dangers await them in their attempt to purloin the purloined Needle Knockers trophy snatched by the evil Letitia Mortimer right out from under the outraged nose [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ponsonby.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1158569&amp;post=104&amp;subd=ponsonby&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 18:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(As we rejoin our heroes, they are on the last stretch of highway to Brewster, where they will meet for the first time their archenemy, Letitia Mortimer, the fiend who stole Aunt Harriet&#8217;s treasured NKC Needle Knockers trophy, and make their plans for stealing it back. Isn&#8217;t this getting exciting? Finally? Or not.) Neither of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ponsonby.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1158569&amp;post=93&amp;subd=ponsonby&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i wouldn&#8217;t do that if i were you</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 20:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Our Story So Far: Having gotten himself trapped by his Aunt Harriet into an attempt to steal her knitting club&#8217;s trophy, the Champion Knockers Award (get your mind out of the gutter; the club is called the Needle Knockers), back from the evil Letitia Mortimer, and then dragooned Carolyn Emblehoff, ex-flame and current Dragon Lady [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ponsonby.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1158569&amp;post=88&amp;subd=ponsonby&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the beginning of a legend</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 20:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(The Story So Far: Ponsie and Carolyn are still in the diner where Ponsie is telling the story of his role in turning mild-mannered Mike McCoy the Tampon salesman into Pukin&#8217; Nuke McCoy the wrestler. Carolyn is wolfing down her asparagus au gruele like a longshoreman while Ponsie attempts to nuzzle his cheeseburger in between [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ponsonby.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1158569&amp;post=81&amp;subd=ponsonby&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>a place for everyone and everyone in their place</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(The Story So Far: Our hero, having been dragooned by a dreaded aunt into purloining the sacred knitting trophy annexed by a jealous rival when said aunt wasn’t looking, has enlisted the aid of Carolyn Emblehoff, an old girlfriend with some surprising skills. Carolyn has agreed to help but in return she wants Ponsie to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ponsonby.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1158569&amp;post=67&amp;subd=ponsonby&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>interlude</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:45:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once we got all that straightened out and Diego introduced us, we got on fine. I even liked him, the way you might like a big dumb puppy who, yes, blunders around breaking the furniture, but you can tell even while he&#8217;s doing it that he means well. As a matter of fact, I was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ponsonby.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1158569&amp;post=62&amp;subd=ponsonby&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>aftermath</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 20:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had no idea at this point, of course, what had happened. My whole response to the snippet of conversation that had felled Mike like a mighty sequoia after Paul Bunyon got through reading it its rights was “Yuck.” It would never have occurred to me that somebody that big could be knocked for a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ponsonby.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1158569&amp;post=57&amp;subd=ponsonby&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>gimme a pig&#8217;s foot and a bottle of beer</title>
		<link>http://ponsonby.wordpress.com/2010/06/11/gimme-a-pigs-foot-and-a-bottle-of-beer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 19:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Carolyn donned a long wooly sweater as she got out of the car, this despite the heat of the day. It hung well below her knees and was so bulky that even on a specimen like her it wasn&#8217;t entirely clear which gender was hiding under its lumps and folds. &#8220;You&#8217;re punishing me, aren&#8217;t you?&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ponsonby.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1158569&amp;post=53&amp;subd=ponsonby&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the best offer i&#8217;ve had in months</title>
		<link>http://ponsonby.wordpress.com/2007/06/19/the-best-offer-ive-had-in-months/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I could have sunk any lower, my butt would have been dragging like the anchor on a sinking ship. Through the pall of gloom that surrounded me like a gang of loan sharks on payday, I sensed rather than saw that I was missing something. There was something there, something just beyond the edge [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ponsonby.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1158569&amp;post=48&amp;subd=ponsonby&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>carolyn&#8217;s lower thorax and pukin&#8217; nuke mccoy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Yes, that.&#8221; &#8220;Not much to tell, really,&#8221; she said, closely examining her scimitar-like fingernails for smears of the Braithwaite blood. &#8220;It was sort of a bet. I lost.&#8221; &#8220;Your bet somebody on something and if you lost you had to marry me?&#8221; I regarded her with the objective scientific curiosity for which I am so [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ponsonby.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1158569&amp;post=46&amp;subd=ponsonby&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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