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	<title>Aunt Harriet's Revenge</title>
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	<description>by Ponsonby Q Braithwaite, Esq</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>the best offer i&#8217;ve had in months</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I could have sunk any lower, my butt would have been dragging like the anchor on a sinking ship. Through the pall of gloom that surrounded me like a gang of loan sharks on payday, I sensed rather than saw that I was missing something. There was something there, something just beyond the edge [...]]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">And I turned her down....</media:title>
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		<title>carolyn&#8217;s lower thorax and pukin&#8217; nuke mccoy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Yes, that.&#8221;
&#8220;Not much to tell, really,&#8221; she said, closely examining her scimitar-like fingernails for smears of the Braithwaite blood. &#8220;It was sort of a bet. I lost.&#8221;
&#8220;Your bet somebody on something and if you lost you had to marry me?&#8221; I regarded her with the objective scientific curiosity for which I am so well known [...]]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">That's a lower thorax?</media:title>
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		<title>pleated patamanians in peanut oil</title>
		<link>http://ponsonby.wordpress.com/2007/06/12/pleated-patamanians-in-peanut-oil/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The long ride up in the Turd Fergus was one of the oddest experiences I have ever had. With death staring me in the face like a bill collector with a nail-studded baseball bat due to an unknown quantity of quality explosive nestled not so safely in the back seat of a lurching vehicle which [...]]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">my future with carolyn</media:title>
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		<title>packing heat</title>
		<link>http://ponsonby.wordpress.com/2007/06/11/packing-heat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:53:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the pit of my stomach hit the floor on its second bounce, I noticed a suitcase sitting in the middle of it. The floor, not my stomach. &#8220;What&#8217;s that?&#8221;
&#8220;A suitcase.&#8221;
For the sake of The Mission, I suppressed the growl that rose from my toes even though doing so nearly choked me. &#8220;I can see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>kill me now</title>
		<link>http://ponsonby.wordpress.com/2007/06/10/kill-me-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2007 19:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll say this for it, it was a bright, warm day for a long, long ride. I picked Carolyn up at 3 sharp. Her house was on the sunny side of $half a mil, and with a Jag peeking its cheeky nose out of her garage, I had to wonder why we were taking Aunt [...]]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Is this how we end up?</media:title>
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		<title>a bathrobe even hell would be ashamed of</title>
		<link>http://ponsonby.wordpress.com/2007/06/09/a-bathrobe-even-hell-would-be-ashamed-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 19:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Friday night was almost unbearable. Sleep was a gazillion miles away, give or take a few parsecs. I lay on sotted, sopping sheets sweating like a racehorse after a 5-mile jog and shaking so badly you could have used me as a cuisinart. Whenever I closed my eyes, movies played on the theater of my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>a beast of beauty</title>
		<link>http://ponsonby.wordpress.com/2007/06/08/a-beast-of-beauty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We went over to a corner of the bar near the exit and stood under the ominous portrait of a frowning Tony Scalia. If I believed in omens, I would have left then. &#8220;So what do you need to talk to me about?&#8221;
&#8220;You first. You&#8217;re looking for a favor, too, aren&#8217;t you?&#8221;
&#8220;What makes you think [...]]]></description>
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		<title>mocking fate at the legal eagle</title>
		<link>http://ponsonby.wordpress.com/2007/06/07/mocking-fate-at-the-legal-eagle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I took a bus downtown and walked to a place called &#8220;The Legal Eagle Bar and Grille&#8221; right across from the courthouse. Carolyn always lunched there with the other liars&#8211;er, lawyers&#8211;who had cases that day. It was toney as hell - brass rails at the bar, wood paneling on the walls, paintings of State Supreme [...]]]></description>
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		<title>of carolyn and the great dane hustle</title>
		<link>http://ponsonby.wordpress.com/2007/06/06/of-carolyn-and-the-great-dane-hustle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I needed help, and I needed it from someone who knew their way around both dogs and grand larceny. There was only one person I knew who fit that description - Carolyn Emblehoff. She was a lawyer, which covered both ends of the larceny problem, and she loved dogs. All kinds, but especially big ones [...]]]></description>
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		<title>wheels within wheels</title>
		<link>http://ponsonby.wordpress.com/2007/06/05/wheels-within-wheels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 18:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The next morning I was sent off to the supermarket with explicit instructions as to exactly what kind of steak to buy - top round, lightly marbled, and when I squeezed it, it should stay squeezed.
&#8220;That means it&#8217;s tender,&#8221; Aunt Harriet said.
&#8220;Aunt Harriet, please. It&#8217;s a goddamn dog. It will wolf down anything that&#8217;s meat. [...]]]></description>
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